Jermaine Dupri and The Nipples
Being married to someone who is in the music industry has all kinds of fun perks. Meeting famous people, free trips, insider gossip, tickets to award shows & parties, {hopefully} free clothes {soon}, and being all around pretty darn cool.
My level of snark is all sarcasm. Do not worry. I don’t take it that serious.
Last month we we’re in Atlanta for 11 days because Shawn had more Cody Simpson music to record he was spending a lot of time in the studio.
Pre-baby or trips where we don’t bring Phoenix with us I usually hang out with him at the studio. But now that Phoenix is, well, simply put. A tyrant with a red afro me hanging out at the studio smoking on grass Oh my gosh. Totally kidding. Don’t call CPS on me is over.
But in Atlanta Shawn spent a few days with Jermaine Dupri used to date Janet Jackson and begged us to go with him. So I did. But we only stayed about an hour.
However, when I walked into his studio (which was really freaking fab) I was immediately greeted by walls and walls of illustrations of naked women….
Be warned these pictures are not particularly safe for work…
After I studied (and I did study them, because I was positively transfixed by naked cartoons) with my baby on my hip no less, I realized that I am so a mom now. I didn’t see some sexy cartoon lady staring back at me. Nope.
I completely zoomed right into her nipple and busted out laughing….All of the guys we’re like “What are you doing?” as I whipped my camera out and all I said was “I write a mommy blog and I think my readers would get a kick outta this!”
So mothers. What do those nipples remind you of?
To me they completely look like the nipple shields you use when you are nursing.
And clearly the artist either was a nursing mother who was lactating at the very moment she was drawing these and all she could think about was going in a quiet room to pump or Jermaine Dupri has some weird fascination with nursing moms.
So do you see the resemblance or am I totally crazy?
August 26th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Yes, I see the resemblance, but they remind me more of the old-fashioned bathtub stoppers, sans chain. The color adds the perfect touch.
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August 26th, 2010 at 11:40 pm
LOL! I see that too!!
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August 27th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
I read this post on my BB while we were picking up my toddler from pre-k the other day. I tried desperately to comment because it was so funny to me. The pics are great. But as a presently nursing mother, those nipples definitely look like orange medela breast shields, lol! Wouldn’t it be nice if these things came in other colors besides clear?
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