Does your face look like that now too? Because that was totally my face after making my nightly “rounds” on the interwebz & stumbling on the most disturbing story ever on The Stir.

I am all about being shallow. 3 hours to get ready to go to dinner for an hour & 1/2? Check. Having to spend 45 minutes to clean up the wreckage from 3 hour dressing session? Check. Spending at least $100 on non-necessary makeup items once a week? Check. Not letting Phoenix eat certain food in public even if he totally loves it because his outfit is to damn cute/expensive to mess up? Check. Botoxing my kid at 8 because they have wrinkles? Check. Wait. What?

This is literally one of the most horrifying stories I have heard. I’ve seen all those “real wives” get Botox on TV & even at 56 32 they can barely handle the pain that they feel from having a NEEDLE SHOVED INTO THEIR FOREHEAD. What possible lines could this 8 year old little girl have? And the mom’s reasoning “other moms do it”. Really ass hat mother? You know the saying…they jump off a bridge you gonna jump too dummy?

And your trusted source who is behind the doctor scene or “whatever” is giving you Botex injections. Translation: The generic brand of Botox filled with battery acid & whiskey.

This little girl is going to be so screwed up.

I don’t even think I need to ask you what you think of this video…but sound off in the comments anyway.