The greatest birthing story ever told
I push the buttons really hard.
Pull it open & I made a really big hole.
I made the big hole so that I could get out.
I turned the key, the flower key.
Then I cracked your body.
I cracked your nipple {kind of accurate kid}
Then I turned the key really hard.
Then I opened your body.
Then I cracked your body {even more accurate}
-Phoenix age 3





That is about how labor goes! Love the perspective.
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That is awesome! What a great description.
Now I simply MUST know what a Flower Key is…
(Came in from Mama Kat’s)
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Hahaha….love his story. He’s a darling!
Twitter: alexcampbell11
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@Bibi,
As soon as he started spouting it off I knew I had to get pen & paper. Can’t wait to show his future wife. LOL
Great post. And great photo – just radiating joy. I think he is the most photogenic child!
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@Lisa Taylor,
Aww thank you Lisa! This is his 8 pack!
What a gorgeous child!
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@Debra,
Thanks! I’m pretty partial to him LOL
Twitter: MrsLinSav
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Wow! Phoenix sounds like both a poet and an old soul. Beautiful post!
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@Mrs L…,
He is! When he talks I’m just like “How old are you again?!” He seems wiser then me at times.