its a bird! its a plane! its mommy hero!

Mommy please get my toy from my dog.

If I just don’t move maybe he’ll forget what he wanted.

Mommy please take the toy!

Shit. I think I blinked. Stay still Alex!

Mommy! Please take that toy from him! Please Mommy, you’re my hero!

And Mommy now gets up.

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Uh Mommy Hero can you please let me watch TV?

Uh Mommy Hero the dog is chewing my flag.

Uh Mommy Hero can I please have popcorn?

Uh Mommy hero can you please get me a bottle of Jack Daniels & some Maryjane.

Ok…son.

What? If he called you Mommy Hero you’d say the same thing.

 

 

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5 Responses to “its a bird! its a plane! its mommy hero!”

  1. Lisa Taylor says:
    December 9, 2011 at 9:19 am

    LOL I love it :-)

    Reply
  2. Alexis of NorthOnHarper
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    says:
    December 7, 2011 at 11:20 pm

    I’ve said it before: Phoenix has you worked!

    Reply
  3. Trianna
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    says:
    December 6, 2011 at 10:00 am

    You are the wind beneath my wings! Hahaha! They sure do know how to sucker us!

    Reply
  4. Debra says:
    December 6, 2011 at 8:49 am

    I loved being my sons’ hero!

    Reply

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