its a bird! its a plane! its mommy hero!

Mommy please get my toy from my dog.

If I just don’t move maybe he’ll forget what he wanted.

Mommy please take the toy!

Shit. I think I blinked. Stay still Alex!

Mommy! Please take that toy from him! Please Mommy, you’re my hero!

And Mommy now gets up.

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Uh Mommy Hero can you please let me watch TV?

Uh Mommy Hero the dog is chewing my flag.

Uh Mommy Hero can I please have popcorn?

Uh Mommy hero can you please get me a bottle of Jack Daniels & some Maryjane.

Ok…son.

What? If he called you Mommy Hero you’d say the same thing.

 

 

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5 Responses to “its a bird! its a plane! its mommy hero!”

  1. Alexis of NorthOnHarper
    Twitter: NorthOnHarper
    says:

    I’ve said it before: Phoenix has you worked!

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    Alexandria Campbell
    Twitter: alexcampbell11
    Reply:

    @Alexis of NorthOnHarper,
    I know right!?

    [Reply]

  2. Trianna
    Twitter: thatstoocute
    says:

    You are the wind beneath my wings! Hahaha! They sure do know how to sucker us!

    [Reply]

  3. Debra says:

    I loved being my sons’ hero!

    [Reply]

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