10 Reasons Jesus was a Gangsta
Raise your hand if you are a mother & have ever been pregnant? Ok. Judging by the show of hands that would be a lot of you. So I’m sure it comes as no surprise that now blogging is unfortunately sometimes the last thing on my mind. There also is one other thing too, but I’m trying to push past that one.
This is not a woe is me I’m so pregnant post or anything. But if you’ve wondered why you get maybe 2 post a week know it’s because of the growing baby that apparently along with eating all the extra calories has a taste for blog post inspiration. Who knew right?
Moving on.
Last night Shawn & I had a small victory business wise & I wanted to rub it in the offending person people’s face & be all “We got you motherfuckers.” but my mom loves to gently remind me “What Would Jesus Do?” and I thought about it. And you know what? I think Jesus was a bad motherfucker. Yes I used Jesus & motherfucker in the same sentence. I’m evolved like that.
Here are 10 reasons of proof Jesus was a badass gangsta motherfucker.
1. He traveled around town with a gang of 12.
2. His father flooded the world just for hell of it. {get it?}
3. They were all in one accord. Like a Fast & Furious movie.
4. He hung out with prostitutes.
5. All the stones cracked when He rose from the dead.
6. He was always nailing something.
7. He brewed his own liquor
8. He often wore hoodies (see photo)
9. He could use metaphors better than Drake.
10. No ho could ever tie him down.
If I didn’t just completely offend you why don’t you add some of your own or tell me how I’m probably not going to the pearly gates. Either way you should comment. And if you don’t understand some of these you should go to church on Sunday so you can laugh along with me.
This is soooooo great! My entire church had this mentality. Jesus was here for sinners…. Like me… God bless you…
I love the ideas in this post. I guess what made is special is the perspective you used in viewing the life of Jesus.
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These cracked me up, they are exactly on sense with my humor but I am at home with my mum for the weekend and she would be so upset by these comments! I feel the need to share these with someone but am in the one place where I cant!
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