The most important lesson we can take from Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber tells us to Never Say Never. In fact he felt it was so important that he made an entire movie out of it. AND he put it in 3D because that’s how important it is to never say never.
Like when you’re a parent, there are a million things you should never say never to. Co-Sleeping, bottle feeding, TV watching, McDonald’s. The list could go on & on.
In 31 days I will have another boy living in my house. My expectations are low in terms of the hijinks I’m sure will ensue with TWO boys jumping & running. Swording & Gunning. Superheroing & Rescuing. The rest of my life is sure to be full of never say nevers.
Here are 10 things I thought I’d never say to my oldest boy…but like that tousled hair Bieber told us…Never say never people.
1. Why are you taking off your pants?
2. Where are your underwear?
3. Please stop touching your penis.
4. Stop talking about dying.
5. No you can’t watch Family Guy or American Dad.
6. Please don’t kiss my butt.
7. Please point your pee stream in the toilet.
8. Phoenix you can’t always pee outside!
9. Please do not come & get me to wipe your butt until you are all done pooping.
10. Can u please put your penis away?