When I was pregnant the first time obvs there was no paying attention to symptoms or aches or pains. It just was. The only time there was a scare was similar to the scare this time & we went to the hospital. If I can brutally honest here… I was hoping I was [...]
Where has she been & who I am? That’s a secret I will certainly tell. You know you love me. XOXO Gossip Girl. I know you all hate it when you come over here to get a little dose of funny or snark & you’re all like “where the hell is she?” Usually my excuse is [...]
via pinterest Last week doing my daily Facebook rounds I saw Mama Knows It All send out that they chose to have a baby so they are choosing to be a good mom. Nothing wrong with that at all. Motherhood is much like marriage. You chose every day how you are going to interact with [...]
I have meant to blog for sometime now about being a parent who does not like kids, but every time I tried it seemed to bomb well before paragraph 2. But today as I sat out on the sunny bench at the playground being a parent who doesn’t like kids came back to me. [...]
via pinterest I am only a little bit ashamed to say that the episode of Modern Family from last week where Lily drops the F bombs has happened in my own house a few gazillion times. It is completely my/our fault as we/I {but mostly me} cuss like Bible school students who have been more [...]
Pinterest has such awesome ideas don’t they? I’ve tried a few…mostly food related & one pin I filed under brilliant. Boiling orange peels with a dash of cinnamon to get a “heavenly” scent. Honestly after about 5-6 minutes it started to stink a bit & the pot is left looking less than appealing. I’m sure [...]
via pinterest Some point during or after the holiday season with the big green tree & blinking lights there was a controversy brewing over at Mecca Mom aka Target over some breastfeeding Mom. My husband was the one who actually brought the thing to my attention & after reading it I thought Target acted unfairly [...]
You know you’re a mother…at Christmas time When the 3 year old class comes parading in front you to do their rendition of Jingle Bell Rocks you tear up, you tear up so much you don’t even mind when the Dad who is clearly high & reeking of Jim Bean shoves his camera in your [...]
I am not the best parent by any means. I could spend hours telling you how bad I failed just today alone. But sometimes I take pride in the fact that some parents are a little worse than I am. This weeks parenting fails: Rachel Crows parents get the parenting fail award this week because [...]
On my 21st birthday I was sitting on my sofa watching Sex & The City, eating Chipotle & nursing a baby. There was no dropping it like it was hot, no plastering my vagina all up on some window for everyone to see like Snookie, & the stumbling you saw at 2 in [...]
