Pinterest has such awesome ideas don’t they? I’ve tried a few…mostly food related & one pin I filed under brilliant. Boiling orange peels with a dash of cinnamon to get a “heavenly” scent. Honestly after about 5-6 minutes it started to stink a bit & the pot is left looking less than appealing. I’m sure [...]
via pinterest Some point during or after the holiday season with the big green tree & blinking lights there was a controversy brewing over at Mecca Mom aka Target over some breastfeeding Mom. My husband was the one who actually brought the thing to my attention & after reading it I thought Target acted unfairly [...]
You know you’re a mother…at Christmas time When the 3 year old class comes parading in front you to do their rendition of Jingle Bell Rocks you tear up, you tear up so much you don’t even mind when the Dad who is clearly high & reeking of Jim Bean shoves his camera in your [...]
I am not the best parent by any means. I could spend hours telling you how bad I failed just today alone. But sometimes I take pride in the fact that some parents are a little worse than I am. This weeks parenting fails: Rachel Crows parents get the parenting fail award this week because [...]
On my 21st birthday I was sitting on my sofa watching Sex & The City, eating Chipotle & nursing a baby. There was no dropping it like it was hot, no plastering my vagina all up on some window for everyone to see like Snookie, & the stumbling you saw at 2 in [...]
Mommy please get my toy from my dog. If I just don’t move maybe he’ll forget what he wanted. Mommy please take the toy! Shit. I think I blinked. Stay still Alex! Mommy! Please take that toy from him! Please Mommy, you’re my hero! And Mommy now gets up. ************************** Uh Mommy Hero can you [...]
The alarm goes off & its 8 AM. Usually I dread this hour-truthfully I dread any hour that requires me to stop sleeping. Did you know sleeping was amazing? Well it is. This morning I’m not dreading 8 AM. It’s Thursday & that means from the hours of 9:45 until 3:45 my condo is minus [...]
It’s that time again folks. Time for me to dust off the old ivory soap box & make my loud opinion known amongst the land. Michelle Duggar & her uterus are gearing up for another production. If you’ve lost count that’s 20 kids & she delivered every one of them. I’ll admit that my [...]
Next stop: Whyattsville, USA Population: 1 inquisitive kid & 1 dumb Mom. Kid: Why is he sad? Mom: His Mommy died. Kid: Why did she die? Mom: Because she was sick. Kid: I don’t want Daddy to be sick & die. Mom calls Dad. *********************************************************** Kid: Where is Daddy? Mom: At the studio. Kid: Why is he at the studio? [...]
My day was finally ending & I was packing away my armor that had been stained with crayons & mac & cheese noodles. Hanging up my sweats & pulling on my cloak of invisibility so that if he came in, in the middle of the night to kick me in my head he’d see I wasn’t [...]
