Archive for the ‘embarrassing moment’ Category

Silver Lining Parenting

via pinterest  I am only a little bit ashamed to say that the episode of Modern Family from last week where Lily drops the F bombs has happened in my own house a few gazillion times. It is completely my/our fault as we/I {but mostly me} cuss like Bible school students who have been more [...]

A Gillette Story

I tell you a lot about my life today. Who I am as a mother. What makes me me. What kind of wife I am. What I wear. What I eat and Where I’m going. But it occurred to me last week while reading this post from Roo over at Nice Girl Notes that there are so [...]

Mortification at it’s finest

In case you haven’t figured out yet how much of a huge fucking dweeb I am I would like to recount to you the most recent badge I acquired. So last month Shawn and I are in LA having a great time meeting the Jo Bro’s, driving in a Lexus drop top, and hitting the [...]

Mortification at it's finest

In case you haven’t figured out yet how much of a huge fucking dweeb I am I would like to recount to you the most recent badge I acquired. So last month Shawn and I are in LA having a great time meeting the Jo Bro’s, driving in a Lexus drop top, and hitting the [...]

Mortification at it's finest

In case you haven’t figured out yet how much of a huge fucking dweeb I am I would like to recount to you the most recent badge I acquired. So last month Shawn and I are in LA having a great time meeting the Jo Bro’s, driving in a Lexus drop top, and hitting the [...]

This one time I was sleeping and…

… I had a wet dream… Gosh! Not that kind you pervs! I was like 10! What kind of blog do you think this is? Let me preface this with saying I have always been the weirdest sleeper you will ever, um, sleep with. Again! Get your minds out of the gutters! Family friendly entertainment [...]

This one time at work…

Prompt- It happened at work Once upon a time there was me. A 16 year old girl working as a secretary for a law firm saving money to prove to her parents that she and her fiance we’re indeed ready for marriage. Obviously, this was not the case and me and the aforementioned fiance broke [...]

Organics of child rearing

In the organics of child rearing  …………. well not really sure what to say after that I just wanted to lead with the line because it makes me feel all like smart and stuff. Like ya know? But I say that because last season on Tori & Dean she (the she being Tori of course, [...]

Terrible Two Tantrums: Take 2

Can I interest you in a video of my screaming toddler? So how was that for a tantrum huh? This is the tantrum I was talking about in yesterdays post. We we’re at the mall doing a little shopping and waiting for the oil to be changed at the auto shop and decided to let [...]

Terrible Two Tantrums: Take 1

This morning I woke up to a smiling, beautiful, happy and intelligent 18 mth. An adorable little lad who answers my question of “How are you doing?” with a “Gooooood” and we happily bounce downstairs to grab some “juuuuus” and breakfast. While I’m getting the juice he opens the fridge and decides he wants sour cream [...]