Archive for the ‘Mom Paranoia’ Category

O.P.P.{K} aka Other Peoples Precious Kids

  I have meant to blog for sometime now about being a parent who does not like kids, but every time I tried it seemed to bomb well before paragraph 2. But today as I sat out on the sunny bench at the playground being a parent who doesn’t like kids came back to me. [...]

Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Call Girls

We had our Old Navy tank tops tied up under our breast that revealed bellies that had yet to be scarred by babies & stretch marks.Sparkly rhinestones placed deliberately around our belly buttons & the corner of our eyes. Our hair similar styled in our signature gel produced curls & wedges on our feet. We were [...]

Lazy Mom's Guide To Medical Emergencies

Yesterday was my birthday. I know happy happy birthday to me right? Shawn got me this and this for my birthday a few weeks ago. And I got myself this. And yesterday I wrote this (how many times can you say “this” in a post) and was so overwhelmed by how awesome all the responses [...]