via pinterest I am only a little bit ashamed to say that the episode of Modern Family from last week where Lily drops the F bombs has happened in my own house a few gazillion times. It is completely my/our fault as we/I {but mostly me} cuss like Bible school students who have been more [...]
My parents didn’t tell us about Santa Clause growing up. There was a lot of Satan Clause type comments going on around or house & in the varies churches we attended while growing up. One church in particular even tried to completely boycott Christmas (and anything Disney, but that’s another story). As a child I [...]
Mommy please get my toy from my dog. If I just don’t move maybe he’ll forget what he wanted. Mommy please take the toy! Shit. I think I blinked. Stay still Alex! Mommy! Please take that toy from him! Please Mommy, you’re my hero! And Mommy now gets up. ************************** Uh Mommy Hero can you [...]
The alarm goes off & its 8 AM. Usually I dread this hour-truthfully I dread any hour that requires me to stop sleeping. Did you know sleeping was amazing? Well it is. This morning I’m not dreading 8 AM. It’s Thursday & that means from the hours of 9:45 until 3:45 my condo is minus [...]
Me: Phoenix why is there brownie on my wall? Phoenix: I wanted to paint it brown like Daddy’s hat Me: Shawn why did you buy so much pasta? Shawn: I wanted to make sure there was enough. Me: These are 2 lb boxes each. We are feeding 4 of us. …and there is [...]
Next stop: Whyattsville, USA Population: 1 inquisitive kid & 1 dumb Mom. Kid: Why is he sad? Mom: His Mommy died. Kid: Why did she die? Mom: Because she was sick. Kid: I don’t want Daddy to be sick & die. Mom calls Dad. *********************************************************** Kid: Where is Daddy? Mom: At the studio. Kid: Why is he at the studio? [...]
I push the buttons really hard. Pull it open & I made a really big hole. I made the big hole so that I could get out. I turned the key, the flower key. Then I cracked your body. I cracked your nipple {kind of accurate kid} Then I turned the key really hard. Then [...]
I think that by the time I reach 25 my wrinkles will rival those of Cloris Leachman. Sigh. It doesn’t seem to get any easier does it? The more you try the stronger their resolve gets. Most days I find myself just sitting there thinking “Really?! Really?” Phoenix has always been an exuberant child. He’s also [...]
I was a mother. You were a son. And we were bonded for life. Happy 3rd Birthday. I love you.
I spent more time then I should have yesterday watching the last two Twilight movies {New Moon & Eclipse} and did not do any writing. But I did really, really, really enjoy the Twilight movies. I’m not going to be reading the books or becoming a Twi-hard or anything, but I enjoyed them nonetheless. And [...]
