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Phoenix’s letter

Dear Mommy- It’s me Phoenix here. I know that Mothers Day is coming up soon (guess I better make sure Dad’s on top of everything huh?) so I figured now would be great time to tell you what I think about you. I know you really enjoy being a mom. Often I hear you say [...]

Boys will be Part 2

Boys will love you. Boys will break your heart. Boys will break your crystal vase from Tiffanys. Boys will smear mud all across your ivory couch. Boys will kill a stink bug & then chase you around the house with it. Boys will be hide a plastic snake in your bed for shits & giggles. [...]

So this is what he wore…all blue

Pee Pee hold Gray & White striped sweater with royal blue trimmings- Gap Tan jacket-Gap Blue & White checked button down Gymboree Dark skinny jeans-Gap Black & Gray high-top – Creative Recreation via Hautelook I hate to be horribly bias. But is this kid like. Um hello. Gorgeous? Seriously people. And he has one hell [...]

What’s the doo with poo?

I am a mother. And as a mother I find myself overloaded with questions all the time. Is he getting enough calcium? Now that it’s getting cold should he wear an undershirt? How old should he be to start preschool? And the most important question of them all, How much Dimetapp should I give him [...]

What's the doo with poo?

I am a mother. And as a mother I find myself overloaded with questions all the time. Is he getting enough calcium? Now that it’s getting cold should he wear an undershirt? How old should he be to start preschool? And the most important question of them all, How much Dimetapp should I give him [...]

So this is what I wore…animals and halloween

Bowler hat from Target last winter Animal print scarf – unfinished piece of fabric from Joanne’s. Need to sew the edges up Distressed boyfriend jeans from Aeropostale Flower print racer back tank from Material Girl (Macy’s) Lace black tank from H&M Black Mia oxfords I am really in love with animal prints this season and [...]

So this is what he wore…Mickey was suspended.

Suspenders from American Apperal Mickey Mouse Tshirt from Oldnavy Gray pants with wallet & chain from H&M Blue Etinies from Kids Steals I was not in love with my outfit from yesterday and even though I was still going to snap pictures and let you all decide. I forgot. My camera battery was dead and [...]

Lazy Mom’s Guide To Medical Emergencies

Yesterday was my birthday. I know happy happy birthday to me right? Shawn got me this and this for my birthday a few weeks ago. And I got myself this. And yesterday I wrote this (how many times can you say “this” in a post) and was so overwhelmed by how awesome all the responses [...]

Lazy Mom's Guide To Medical Emergencies

Yesterday was my birthday. I know happy happy birthday to me right? Shawn got me this and this for my birthday a few weeks ago. And I got myself this. And yesterday I wrote this (how many times can you say “this” in a post) and was so overwhelmed by how awesome all the responses [...]

I was born in the arms of imaginary friends

This is what John Mayer says. Maybe he grew up much like my son Phoenix. I twittered (should ‘t’ be capital?) just the other day that Phoenix has an incredible imagination. I seriously can (and do) watch him play all day. From the “help I’ve fallen” and can’t get up routine he does. Which consist [...]