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Laugh the Monday away

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

I haven’t traditionally worked {meaning driving into an office & punching a clock} in almost 5 years. And of course like the rest of the world I would break down in tears come Sunday night. And now that I don’t work & my husband works from home {our weekends carry over sometimes, spontaneous lunches, naps, movies, whatever} Monday used to not bring me panic.

But lately Monday has been bringing me anxiety. Why? Because the bloggers & readers shut down on Friday afternoon {as it should be} & spend time living outside the computer or occasionally catching up on their reader. I have found it’s not in my best interest to post any of tantalizing new content over the weekend.

So come Sunday night I’m like “BAM. TANTALIZING!” but lately that hasn’t been happening & I freak out & I’m all “O.M.G I have nothing to say!” 

Like today. 

I had a post in mind, I started it but then I stopped it because it felt heavy for Monday & was going nowhere. I was going to start another one that might get me a few laughs or maybe a few scoldings {depends on how your funny bone works} but when I looked down at the clock & saw it was close to 9 all I could think about was darkness, cozy bed with clean linens & an episode of the Secret Circle.

So maybe I’ll use the case of the Monday’s as an excuse to post the funniest pin from Pinterest to get your Monday started off right. Because I know with last nights news we could all use a little laugh. 

via pinterest 

 

Happy Monday Motherfuckers

Is that an old Myspace quiz? Why yes it is my friends.

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

 

via pinterest 

Obsessing over: 

Christmas! We have no tree, we have no decorations, & I’m coming close to the end of my budget & I’m wishing that it was just December 27th already. Ugh. Have I ever mentioned I’m not a very big Christmas person?

Working on:

Trying to define my “house style” after like 7 months I am still living in a sparsely decorated condo with PINK walls that I now hate & a vintage sofa that is showing its wear. When it was first decided that we were going to move here it was not something that seemed like it was going to be indefinite. But now it is so what was ok for temporary reasons is now not at.all. Guess what folks? My bed & box spring sits on the floor! Yeah I know its so like, not cool. I don’t really know exactly what I want & how I want to feel when I walk into my house so I’m trying to figure that out so I can start really moving in, in January.

Thinking about:
How annoyed I am with my husband right now. UGH! Can I rant a moment? He works from home. But he also can work as little or as much as he wants, do you see where I’m about to go from with this? He chooses to get up at 6 AM to start his day, but cuts it short to take a 3 hour nap in the middle. So what does this leave? More work he wants to finish during those crazy hours of 5 to 8. I ask him to please feed the dog while I go get Phoenix in bed, put the clean sheets on after the dog peed on the other sheets in the middle of the night & try & get some work done. Only to find that he has NOT fed the dog & the dog is in the trash & he’s outside on the phone. Let me also remind you that we have cell phones, which are conveniently cord free so its not as if he can’t walk to one side of the apartment to feed the dog while still carrying on his conversation with people he’s been talking to since SIX in THE MORNING! 

 Anticipating:

Peeing on a stick sometime after Thursday…YES I finally removed my IUD which was not in correctly. With feet in stirrups & legs spreads the doctor informs me that this “baby catcher” is just hanging out in my canal & that I should have no problem getting pregnant pretty quickly. I’m very much hoping she’s correct because I’m jonesin’ for a baby Listening to:The air conditioning running to kind of “cool away” some of the heat that rose to the upstairs, the cars driving by outside in the rain because the windows are open to clear away the smell of roast beef that is in my room. Which is pretty strange because I’ve never made roast beef.

Drinking:
Nothing. But I am kind of thirsty & thinking about grabbing a glass of OJ before going to bed. 

Wishing:

That I am pregnant & that the dog doesn’t pee on the brand new bedding tonight. By the way if you have any helpful “How to stop the dog from peeing on your bed & other household fabrics”  tips I would really appreciate them. 
 
Thanks to Katie Cupcake for this fun little throwback to the MySpace quiz era. 

 

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011

 

 

 

The lyrics in this song are exactly how I’m feeling today {meaning 1:31 am Tuesday morning, but really Monday still in my mind}. This is why we bribed Phoenix & I ended up taking a 3 hour nap.

And this week I’m trying to participate in the Kids Clothing Week Challenge. Monday’s goal was to wash, iron, & cut out the fabric. But this didn’t happen. 4 different fabrics. Goal. 2 pieces complete by Friday. Fingers crossed.



Your bloggers back in town

Monday, April 18th, 2011

Hello. Hellooooooooo

Anyone out there?

I hope you guys haven’t completely forgotten about me. For the last two weeks I’ve been in the throws of moving across country.

How did that go you ask?

Pretty good. If you don’t count the mishap going through security with the kitchen knife or the fact we had to break into our own garage that housed our truck, that housed the house keys AND the garage door opener. The embarrassing debacles with our bank (apparently you can’t spend over like $300 on a debit card without the pin number which we didn’t have). Two trips for a TV and THREE different trips for curtains, rugs and miscellaneous at Target.

And pretty good if you don’t count a staph infection for Phoenix & strep throat for me. AND the fact we lived without a refrigerator until yesterday.

AND not to be outdone by the computer that miraculously developed a case of water damage that left me high & dry {no pun intended} for two weeks.

So can you forgive a little radio silence & come back? My stats have been looking pretty lean lately. {kidding}

I’m also having a case of writers block so when you have stumbled & lost your creative hat what do you do to get inspired again?

 

California bound

Monday, March 28th, 2011

 

That is my life right now.

One week from Tuesday we hit the Virgin Airline vessel, pray Phoenix doesn’t throw a tantrum, & start our journey to becoming Californians.

On top of all the packing that needs to be done, my computer has also decided to crap out on me again…third time in 2 years for any of those keeping track. This time a new LCD needed.

Everything in me wants to order a MacBook Pro but a new life in California is taking precedence right now. But I’ve requested one for my birthday.

So nothing exciting for you to see here today & possibly this week. But next week I have some great guest bloggers coming to entertain you while I drive to & fro trying to collect beds, TV’s, dressers, and a refrigerator. Yes. A refrigerator.

In the meantime make sure you take a minute to tell me your favorite movie & enter for you chance to win a Pop Secret prize pack. Giveaway closes on Friday!